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A man bought a piece of fabric for a suit. I went to a tailor in Moscow, they say, so and so.
I want a suit Tot measured the man and said - there is not enough here for your figure. Well man
in St. Petersburg - the same story. In general, they traveled and traveled, they cannot sew anywhere. Arrived in
Odessa. I went to the tailor, he measured, took a piece and asked me to come in a week.(//tractor-service.com)
After a week, a man comes, they give him trousers, he measured them - they are molded. They give a vest -
how he was born in it. They give a jacket - just a tutelka in a tutelka. Well, the man was surprised.
strongly and asks:
- How did you manage to do that? In Moscow, Peter, etc. they said that it was mine.
figure of matter is not enough, but you have enough for everything! Tailor (stary such a Jew):
- You are a figure there in Moscow and Peter, but here you are shit. Shall we measure the cap?