Nvgre8vtel 604ky 200 l. Рв30гре8 0т 0 д0 +70°С TM Apiterm, Ukraine

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a drunken Muscovite (M) enters the Moscow Metro (MMP), tries to slip in
chirping in the turnstile nest. essno... it doesn't work. on duty (D): - a man,
drunk people are strictly prohibited from entering the MMP! M: - so let me go to MMP! D: (stricter) -
you are drunk, therefore you are not able to understand the rules hanging on the wall, but in them
it is firmly said "A DRUNK ENTRANCE TO THE METROPOLITAN IS PROVIDED!" M: - so let me in(//tractor-service.com)
IMF! there is a kind-hearted brother (B): - a woman! Well, a man wants to get into the MMP, well.
leave the ego under my responsibility! D: - A MAN! well, he's drunk, but you -
sober - read the Rules! M sees that the brother is very kind to him: M:
-friend, is it true that in the metro people are visible and invisible? B: - true! M: -а что
do trains run back and forth? B: - true! M: - and that there are all stations from Golimavo
granite and pedestals stand as if alive and in some places even with pistols? B: - true! a
ты что, not a local, a visitor? M: - so you offend! local I, native M! B: -yes and
What, have you never been to the subway?! M: - so they don't let it in!