60р0нв АГД-3.5 Н, Ukraine

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A kangaroo jumped into the bar and demanded a martini. A bartender who has seen a kangaroo before
only on TV, I was terribly surprised, but still fulfilled the order.(//tractor-service.com)
- How much is mine? - asked the kangaroo.
- Five dollars, - answered the bartender. The kangaroo paid and drank the glass in one gulp. Here
the bartender couldn't stand it and said:
- You have to! Never seen a kangaroo drink a martini before.
- And you won't see it again, you bastard. With such and such prices.