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A friend said:

Saturday morning Laziness I'm trying to find a cat - something I don't remember the process of feeding the animal from the day before yesterday, or even earlier.
I walk down the corridor and shout, as usual:(//tractor-service.com)
- Well, where are you, my hairy ass?
I immediately receive two answers, in unison:
- Here I am! Shave! - husband in the bathroom...
- Yes, you wait! I'm in the toilet! - the eldest son.

P.S. ... the cat was left without breakfast!